Jays Watch Game Forty-Eight

Today was the big day, like Simba coming back to find the kingdom ravaged because of Scar’s rule, Tulo and Donaldson would come back with a team well under .500, with two non-performing bats taking up their position, and the Jays crying out for the good old days of last season. The lineup was pretty…

Jays Watch Game Forty-Six

This is not a good idea. Let’s be clear about this, Joey Bats was a third basemen, and he has fielded at third before, even this season. But he is not currently a third basemen, Coghlan is playing left field tonight, and all I have to say is that the best case scenario is that…

Jays Watch: Actual Game 45

Firstly, yeah I realise looking at the article that I’ve got the game number wrong for about 4 straight games, I apologise for that, I’ve just been really tired from writing this up after 7AM wake-ups, often while going out the previous night. The titles will get fixed when I wake up later this morning…

Jays Watch Game Forty-Two

Holy FUCK, Freddie Freeman’s out for 10 weeks, after being hit by a pitch yesterday. Shit was going to go down today, and not in a good way. Joey Bats had another bat flip yesterday, so he was bound to get thrown out. Kevin Pillar used a gay slur against a Braves reliever. We’d hit…

Jays Watch Game Forty-One

I am hungover AF. Really, I went out last night for seemingly no reason, convinced by a girl I don’t really like or consider as a friend (but may like because of something I’ll take to my grave). I came back at 3AM, it was fun but I was falling asleep because of yesterday’s early…

Jays Watch Game Forty

Marco Estrada pitching in an interleague game against the Braves, for those who read yesterday’s piece, this day is massive for me, and the early start of 4AM Beijing Time made it rather impractical, aka I forgot to check the starting time. As a consequence I woke up in the bottom of the fifth, so…

Why Marco Estrada may have saved my life

Not Jays Watch Game Thirty-Nine, instead a Personal Story: There will be no Jays Watch written by myself tomorrow. I have two important school events tomorrow, as such I will not be watching the game tomorrow, so with that in mind, I hope Bolsinger comes up with the goods. So why post then? Because tomorrow…

Jays Watch Game Thirty-Eight- WALK OFF

A beautiful day in Toronto, a barmy night in Beijing, Marco Estrada bobblehead day. This was truly a perfect time for Baseball, especially with the chance to sweep the Mariners. Saying that though, a barmy night in Beijing is one thing, writing this at 4AM again having no sleep beforehand is another. The Jays were…